I was running in my neighborhood, minding my own business, and all of a sudden, a chicken
crosses the road in front of me. My neighborhood is very suburban, mind
you. It's not every day that I see a chicken there.
So, the chicken ran
across the road, a black dog chased it out of the house and up to the
curb, but the dog would not cross the road.
Then a lady in a mumu ran
out of the house chasing the dog and the chicken, but she wouldn't go
past her porch.
It was too funny. Dog chases chicken, but is scared to
cross the street. Woman chases dog, but it scared to be seen in public
in her mumu.
The chicken was running away from the dog and the mumu
lady. That is why the chicken crossed the road. Mystery solved.
